i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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