i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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