dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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