she looked like the before picture.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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