i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
operation have a gay friend backfired
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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