Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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