Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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