Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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