I feel great
I just peed on a car
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
handjob tips. give me some.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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