Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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