you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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