You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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