Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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