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(808): View more from Hawaii

Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.

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(949): View more from California

He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.

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(518): View more from New York

She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society

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(705): View more from Ontario

IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!

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Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.

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