4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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