I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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