Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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