Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
