This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize
