Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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