HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just high enough for therapy.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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