I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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