If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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