Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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