I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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