this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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