Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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