If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
