I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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