Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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All I want is dick and wine.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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