I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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