i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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