I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i think my tv is drunk
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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