I'm sorry my penis didn't work
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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