Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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