Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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