My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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