Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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