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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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