Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
we made out on top of his cat.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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