I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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