I just threw up on my dentist
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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