its not stalking. its research.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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