The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I cannot find my penis.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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