My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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