gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just high enough for therapy.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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