There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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