The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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