I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
