Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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