I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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