I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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