Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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