So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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