Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Terrible idea I love it
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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