We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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