Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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